Prophynaptic

When you're not tired yet, but you know you will be in an hour or two, so you take a nap to prevent that sleepiness that prevents you from being productive later on.

"Do you find yourself tired throughout the day? Do you spend hours trying to study or work, but find yourself dozing off and regretting it later? Consider taking a prophynaptic. Because investing 20 minutes now will save you hours of non-productivity later!"

by StudyingIsMyLife December 16, 2011

prophylactic

a condom, rubber, jimmy hat, etc.

Mr. Gravitz put a propylactic on his large member before hittin it with her.

by Becksta December 27, 1999

prophylactic

an odd type of scientific slang. refers to condoms.

"can i get a prophylactic? ...a prophylactic? ahhhhh *whatever*"

by tto005 March 24, 2009

Prophylactic reservation

A restaurant reservation made as a backup plan when dining with friends with questionable taste.

My friend Sam made dinner plans for us tonight, but I booked a prophylactic reservation at Nopa just in case he chose Denny's.

by toddx June 22, 2012

Prophylactic Shock

When the use of a condom caused your penis to go limp because of their inhibiting and desensitizing nature.

Yo I was crushin this phat dime last week when all the sudden prophylactic shock set in. She told all her friends and now I can't even pay a girl to go out with me.

by Gunnat Nation December 5, 2010

prophylaxtic

A word to describe someone who is very "lax" about the use of condoms (ie. prophylactic) in their sex life.

Gump: "Dude did you have sex with that hot MILF??"
Tub: "Yessire!! She was very prophylaxtic and let me give her a creampie!"

by JacknRochNY October 1, 2007

prophylactics

Used to prevent your cack from dropping off after banging sheisty bizzos.

I need to swing by the Walgreen's to swipe some of them prophylactics before I head over and drop the hammer on that crusty bitch Colleen's ass.

by Bill February 12, 2006