Presting

v. leaving a pair of new sneakers in their box so as to preserve their mint condition

Dan: I got a new pair of sneakers today
Jack: Oh yeah, can I see them?
Dan: Nah man, they're presting

by jackcuntman June 10, 2011

Presting

Pretending to rest
Pre+st+ing

Stop presting and wake up for school!

by chuballarrow June 4, 2016

Presting

To do something purely for the prestige that comes with it.

I.e. language learning

Guy 2: "I am learning Esperanto"
Guy 1: "You know that it's a horrible language, right? You're just presting."

by Lolimgod October 25, 2023

Prestina

Prestina is the most wonderful and angelic person you’ll ever meet in your life, she is also charming, elegant and gorgeous! Not only is she smart, she is also exceptionally adorable.

Prestina has a dulcet and sweet-sounding voice. Her body is just so admirable and pulchritudinous.

Prestina would definitely love warm hugs and little cuddles while Netflix and Chilling.

Prestina is certainly my role model, she is diligent and also exuberant!

I would like to thank Prestina for being a huge part of my life :)

Prestina is so equivalent to an angel.

by Urban_meme_lord October 30, 2018

pressing necks

(euphemism) giving someone a hickey

yo dawg, they were hella pressing necks last night. i can totally see the bruises on both of them

by jhoer January 12, 2021

Pickle Pressing

Pressing your wiener against a window.

"Stop pickle pressing and become a gentleman, son" - Bill Clinton

by idk idk idk idk idk idk November 10, 2016

Prestige baby

A "prestige baby" is a third world brown child adopted by rich white people after they are done having biological children. The resulting prestige among their peer group cannot be trumped or countered; it is the ultimate expression of white privilege.

Have you seen the Smith's new prestige baby, Tamden? They had to make three separate trips to Guatemala to secure it. The playgroup host nearly burned down her own house in envious rage when Shanna walked in with it.

by Fuchtbar August 31, 2014