Ponis

A PONIS is the long, stringy ponytail found on (usually) older men, aging hippy types, typically with thinning hair (or just about NO hair), where each existing strand is lovingly washed and tended so that it can be carefully included in the skinny ponis, the purpose of which is to show that the bearer is still hip, still cool, and maybe still a bit virile. A ponis rarely looks good, often looks ratty, and should usually be CUT OFF!!

That dude's ratty ponis looks like shit!

by T-Bear VT July 7, 2009

ponis

a short fat penis also known as a chode

“it’s okay he has a ponis”

by chonkymilf April 8, 2021

ponis

a ponys wiener when he has a hard penile

when i went to feed the pony he tackled me and tried to throw his ponis in my anal cavity

by johnny p March 23, 2003

ponis

A ponytail on a guy.

Derived from POnytail + peNIS.

Billy-Bob used to have a ponis, but he now looks much more sophisticated with his mullet.

by isthisthingonorwhat March 30, 2005

Ponis

irregular

*Jillian is rolling in the mud*
Emma: “Jillian stop doing a ponis”

by Emu Goat July 25, 2019

Ponis

What the year twos say when they think there cool

I want to see your ponis

by (WHY IS THIS A THING) BHBHVH February 9, 2019

Ponis

A penis with a little more "Ohhhh"

...you have a penis, I have a ponis...

by dark_ape November 28, 2004