Plonk On

A full head of weave, worn by usually a black woman or girl. which looks so fake that it may have fallen from the sky and landed on your head. a plonk on.

Hey, lool. that girl's hair looks tooo fakke boyy
LOOOL. she has a PLONK ON

by Kandikueen April 3, 2011

Stank on the plank

Sticking your weiner in a dirty pussy because your sexual needs out weigh your common sense.

April's pussy was so stanky but I was really horny. I needed to get some stank on the plank

by Process idiot November 21, 2022

sitting on a plank

When you hide a boner by shoving it in between your legs and squeezing it with your thighs

Adam: hey look how tight that guy's legs are, wtf is he doing
Bartholomew: he's definitely sitting on a plank rn

by arcanev4 February 21, 2025

Standing on the plank

Waiting for the worse of a situation but hoping for a different outcome.

I’ve been standing on the plank for days now, waiting for everything to fall apart but still hoping it won’t.

by Kewio (beatsbyjxz) April 23, 2025

:plinK:? I was :plinK: Once.

When you go :plinK: after being locked in Astral Spiff's basement full of loafs.

:plinK:? I Was :PlinK: Once. They Locked Me In A Basement. A Spiff's Basement. A Spiff's Basement with loafs. And loafs Make Me :PlinK:. :plinK:? I Was :PlinK: Once. They Locked Me In A Basement. A Spiff's Basement. A Spiff's Basement with loafs. And loafs Make Me :PlinK:. :plinK:? I Was :PlinK: Once. They Locked Me In A Basement. A Spiff's Basement. A Spiff's Basement with loafs. And loafs Make Me :PlinK:.

by Lithma November 12, 2024