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Phlashing

A sexual act performed by a pair of old perverts on unassuming young men usually at boating lakes. The act involves getting a passer by to take a photo of one old man who pulls an erotic pose whilst an onlooking accomplice fondles himself off the photographers' anxiety.
"Hey Derek fancy going to the park for a spot of phlashing?"
by Brian Shitpeas June 14, 2016
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phrasing

An exclamation and/or warning given to another over the unintended sexual innuendo of an otherwise innocent phrase.

Commonly heard by various characters on the animated FX television series, "Archer".
"You wanna play me hard?" "Phrasing." "Well, then you better nut up!" "Phrasing!" "I've swallowed just about as much as I can take from you!" "PHRASING!!"
by Fortyseven April 12, 2013
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Canadian pashing

As an extension of regular 'pashing', Canadian pashing refers to the act of sticking ones fingers down the pants of another person during regular pashing, with the intent to sexually arouse and excite the other party. The term 'Canadian' is added to downplay this act as 'Canadians are too nice to do this'.
Perakn1: "Oh man, I pashed this bird hard last night at the club!"
Peraon2: "but have you given her a Canadian pashing yet??"
by SalModelEater February 1, 2013
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Polishing the Apple

Sucking up; kissing ass; brown-nosing
Ollie is in the new boss's office "Polishing the Apple"!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 30, 2022
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polishing the nightstick

Daunte and Dwight slumped in their seats at the back of the porno theatre, enjoying the movie while polishing the nightsticks. Their oversized dicks attracted the attention of several theatre regulars.
by MTSpacey December 27, 2007
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polishing my knob

Euphemism for one person to perform oral sex on a male, in particular the receiving partner's penis.
"Shelly was polishing my knob at the party last weekend!"
by Knobmaster November 20, 2013
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polishing the pearl

Masturbating. A female rubbing her clitoris (or the general area of her vulva) is polishing her pearl. Also called "buttering her muffin," "jilling," "petting her cat," "maintaining a holding pattern," or "having a quick flick."
I like to watch my girlfriend moan and spasm while she is polishing the pearl.
by wwcnd July 22, 2008
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