petco

an EVIL PLACE where animals die everyday because the people hired have no idea whatsoever how to take care of animals. has had millions of lawsuits filed against them. petco should go curl up and die somewhere.. the problem is, where else is everyone going to get their pet stuff? (or pets?)

'did you see that thing in the paper about petco?'
'yea. i can't believe they found a bunch of starving guinea pigs and parakeets sitting in their own shit. i'm never going there again!'

by jessica February 23, 2005

PETCO

A cavernous enclosure filled with overpriced pet supplies. Occasionally there will be three human occupants: Myself, a cashier, and some asshole immediately in front of me filling out paperwork for a PETCO PALS card.

My blood pressure is kind of low today. I know, I'll go buy a $15.00 rubber ball at PETCO.

by dogtooth July 21, 2008

petco

petco is defined as a man who thinks his name is petco and his nickname is sexmaster 69

damm bro you really pulled a petco

by white boy conner May 23, 2022

Petco

A restaurant

Hey ling long, we eat at petco tonight

by Ching Ching chinq October 28, 2019

PETCO

Supermarkets are for people. PETCO is for pets.

"PETCO: Where the pets go"

by UnofficalPETCOGuy October 11, 2004

Petco

a pet store to buy pet supplies(food, bedding, cages etc)

Person 1: Crap I'm outta dog food gonna go to Petco
Person 2: ok
Person 2:...
Person 2: OK BOOMER HAHHAHAHAHAHHA ROASTED
Person 1: *proceeds to bitchslap Person 2 and then heads off to Petco*

by MinecraftRulesDotCom March 8, 2021

Petco'd

To be Petco'd one must play for the San Diego Padres or are playing against them at Petco Park. The dimensions are so vast, it can sometimes be compared to playing in the Grand Canyon. Anything hit deep into the outfield promptly dies in the air and ends up being a harmless flyout.

With bases loaded, Ryan Ludwick connects on a 2-1 fastball. That ball is deep into right-center.. Back back going to the wall! The CF makes the catch for the final out game over. Ryan once again was Petco'd...

by joosef July 16, 2011