Patoot

A product coming from the patootie. A more appropriate word for shit...acceptable in social media threads.

Because you know they didn’t take it. But, because you jumped on here acting like a “horses patoot”, you’re embarrassed that you have to backtrack and it’s a hard pill to swallow.

by Shaze5747 April 26, 2019

Patoot

A petite toot

Person: " I heard her let out a fart earlier. It was so petite....it was...patoot."

by oneing April 8, 2017

patoot

Term of endearment. Equivalent to patootie.

Shane is Alisa's patoots :)

by patoots December 14, 2010

patoot

Watered-down word for butt.

He shoved money up the birds patoot.

by RanmaSaotome May 12, 2006

Patooter

Sweet term of affection for a hot chicks vag.

Hi my sweet patooter.

by robadon April 24, 2010

patoot

a jerk, an asshole,

hes a patoot no he is like 50 patoots

by sam and noah October 24, 2009

patooter

A name for a female dogs vagina.

The dog licked her patooter until it was clean.

by kenai July 25, 2012