Pan Sexual

Someone who is ashamed of calling themselves bisexual or gay.
Person 1: I'm pan sexual.
Person 2: A what?
Person 1: I don't have a gender preference.
Person 2: Dude, it's either you're gay or bi, no shame in that but calling yourself pan just makes your love life more complicated.
by Amber King August 16, 2012
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Pan Sexual

Lots of people mixup Pan Sexual with Pansexual yet they are different. Pan Sexual is when you are attracted to neither women or men. If you are Pan Sexual it means you are attracted to pans.
Mom: Honey, please stop having sex with my pans. I have to keep buying knew pans and I'm running out of money.
Child: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOM!! IM PAN SEXUAL!
Mom: Honey I know that your Pan Sexual but can you buy your own pans instead?
Child: NO MOM SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!
by Alexa Feise April 11, 2020
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pan sexual

Some one who doesn't care what gender people are, or what they define themselves as - will sleep with, fall in love with, etc., regardless.
J: I'm a pan sexual.
M: Do you fuck pans?
by Lord Pandiora June 20, 2006
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PAN SEXUAL

A person who dates guys, girls, and people in between.
I like /people/--gender issues need not apply.
by Jagged February 25, 2005
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pan sexual

When being bisexual is just too mainstream you need to make up a new sexuality with no scientific grounds. Sexuality pertains to the sex of the people, not their mindsets. Sexuality is a biological thing, not spiritual.
"So you love anyone regardless of sex?"
"Yes"
"You're Bisexual"
"No, that ignant, I don't see people at all, I'm pan sexual"
"So you love ghosts?"
"Yes, we make love with Ouija boards"
:/
by NightRanger January 23, 2013
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PAN SEXUAL

Relating to, having, or open to sexual activity of many kinds.
by Ana December 01, 2003
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Pans-sexual

Perhaps the ultimate sign of domestication and usually happens in mid-to-late thirties though can happen earlier or later in life when the individual is truly ready.
“I was walking with my life partner around Ikea and I saw a set of pans. Then suddenly I felt a pleasant sensation in my loins

“So your declaring yourself pans-sexual now?”

“Yes”
by too_hot_to_handle July 04, 2021
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