paddled

to be striked in the ass with a cricket paddle.
this mostly happens to boys entering grade 10
and most receive 3 strikes on there bottom.

Jim:Hey Bob did you see what happened to Bill?
Bob:O yes I did he got paddled like the bitch he is.

by Adam Dixon July 14, 2006

paddled

when you get beat very bad in a competition

I completely paddled you in that race

by imakeupwordsforfun August 6, 2025

Cock Paddled

The female equivalent of being "Pussy Whipped."

Abandons her friends and makes excuses to be with her man.

Annette: OMG, STACY! You always leave me for him... you are so cock paddled.

Stacy: Like OMG, not even, we just have the flu again... and we have homework to do.

by pervyninja January 4, 2012

paddle hawk

when gaming, to watch your opponent choose their play, and then choose your play accordingly.

Man, the only reason you beat me in Madden is because you paddle hawked all game.

by truche June 21, 2011

paddledick

A boner so hard that it can be used to play ping pong.

"That guy is playing without pants!"
"Yeah, he is dominating the competition with his paddledick."

by Ayysnax March 25, 2014

Ass Waddling Paddle Master

1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.

2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.

1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".

2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"

by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006

Up shit creek without a paddle

In Australia it means that you're in a lot of trouble, with no foreseeable way out.

"Oh man, I can't believe I lost my paperwork; that stuff took me hours and it needs to be in by tomorrow!"
"Sounds like you're up shit creek without a paddle, mate."

by Lyrebleu November 2, 2013