optus

A smart person or a person who makes smart decisions

The old man was very optus about what he said

He was very optus so we made it home safely

by Hellowurld April 29, 2020

Optus

To be utterly screwed over by a telecommunications company with your personal data including driver licence numbers, passport numbers, Medicare numbers and other private stuff being handed over to random Russians.

I have been standing in a line for an hour for a new licence!

You can thank Optus! Let’s hope my home loan application doesn’t get fucked up too!

by xuster95 September 28, 2022

Optus

you're having the worst possible day ever - no phone or internet for a whole day while other network users live a normal life which induces a very deep and real FOMO. In the example below it replaces the word "cunt" and yet is more visceral.

Chris: How's your day been?
Brad: I've had an Optus of a day!
Chris: Wow - I really feel sorry for you Bro.

by the gold watch November 24, 2023

Do an Optus

To leave corporate Internet APIs open to the internet and allow half of all Australian adults' personal information to be exported for sale on illicit marketplaces.

When mentoring a Junior Developer on security issues with their API "Make sure that API is secure - we don't want to do an Optus"

by potatopeepo October 3, 2022

Magnum Opus

The Latin meaning for "Great Work". Usually meaning the greatest, most popular, pinnacle, or most renowned achievement of an artist, artist or composer. Or a "masterpiece"

Songs for the Deaf is Queens of the Stone Age's magnum opus.

The Dark Knight is Christopher Nolan's magnum opus.

by Johnny Tentacles July 28, 2009

otusaku

a young goat and god who just chillin. Generally a lazy person but means well.

“Yo otusaku is a god!”

by User4337 July 5, 2020

obtusnoxious

When a person behaves both totally obnoxious and disgustingly obtuse at the same time.

That woman is completely obnoxious and intolerably obtuse. She is constantly boasts about all the expensive things she buys, luxury vacations she goes on, and all the money she can't possibly spend. She is oblivious to the needs and limits of other people and is completely obtusnoxious.

by suzgirl January 22, 2019