one eyed snake

a funny name for a penis

his one eyed snake went into her pink taco

by sqworm June 2, 2004

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Poisonus snake that when aroused spits out a venumous white fluid.

He has a dangerous one eyed snake

by Kiss my ass May 9, 2003

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one eyed snake

A stumpy/long and usually fat or skinny pink, brown or yellow sausage shaped snake that throws up when excited, usually after stroking it. The 'one-eye' is actually its mouth from where it spunks out spunk like a monkey spunky kiss it in the funky area.

by Shaggy October 7, 2003

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One eyed Snake

The long object between the male's legs. The long is usually the better

Shit that one eyes snake is long!

God Go the Snake!!! *moans*

by mysterious_writa October 24, 2004

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Harley eats one eyed snakes for breakfast!

by HomelessWizzard August 7, 2022

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one-eyed snake

A name for penis or cock.

Take a look at the size of that guy's one-eyed snake!

by Mark C. September 16, 2005

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one-eyed snake

A penis, named so because of the appearance of a snake with one eye.

My one-eyed snake spit out a load all over some pretty girl's face last night

by Matt Wallisis April 9, 2006

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