Breakfast consisting of rolled whole-grain oats boiled in water, you goddamn faggots. Its not sex or gay sex or oral sex or any of this bullshit you dumb fucking faggots!
by T4C January 17, 2005
Get the Oatmealmug. 
Person a: Not to get all political on you, but what the fuck is oatmeal?
Person b: It's a fucking lie that's what it is
Person b: It's a fucking lie that's what it is
by That_White_Bitch January 21, 2021
Get the Oatmealmug. English class was so oatmeal today!
by Herdwig December 28, 2005
Get the Oatmealmug. When somebody passes gas this word is exclaimed suddenly to let everybody know that you just "made oatmeal".
Oatmeal!,o come on Darryl not again!, Hey guys just wanted to let you know that I just made oatmeal. Call the Quakers because I just made a lot of oatmeal!
by theoatmealman November 13, 2011
Get the Oatmealmug. 1) Describes a person as being soft or mushy like oatmeal.
2) Describes a person who is being a slack or useless.
2) Describes a person who is being a slack or useless.
Billy: Hey Larry is John done getting ready yet?
Larry: Nah man he's doing the oatmeals.
John: Hey Larry is John coming out tonight?
Larry: Nah man he's being an oatmeal.
Larry: Nah man he's doing the oatmeals.
John: Hey Larry is John coming out tonight?
Larry: Nah man he's being an oatmeal.
by Larry Johnson Billiam December 5, 2017
Get the Oatmealmug.