Number two

Rhyming slang for doing a poo.

Are you going to the toilet to do a number two?

by StephenSLR August 26, 2011

Number two

Kiddie speak for doing a poo, used so as to not to have them swearing and they're too young to use technical words like defecate.

Originates from rhyming slang, similarly number three is used for pee.

Let me know if you want to go to the toilet, you'll get a smack if you do number two in your pants.

by Jazpur September 10, 2011

number two

evacuation of the bowels; the matter evacuated

Is the person in charge of human waste disposal referred to as Number One or Number Two?

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

number two

n. defecation

I gotta go do a number two.

by fizzle April 1, 2004

number two

an act of defacation, a bowel movement

Remeber to take the dog outside so he can do number two.

by Light Joker November 3, 2006

Number Two

An adjective used to describe someone of awesome character.

Man, you are such a Number Two.

by N.B.S April 25, 2010

number two

The back up girl who always wants to see you, pronounced #2, who you call up when your main girl is fakin

Maria said she'd be here 30 minutes ago. Time to call number two.

by rideon88 December 7, 2006