Noose

A very useful knot. Can be used to make bananas fly, stir mixtures, hang pictures, and anything you try

Hey dude! I just made a noose!
What are you uh... gonna do with it...
Stir a mixture!

by Admirable Kitten June 22, 2019

Noose

A rope used to hang yourself with.

AC/DC lyrics: "Let loose, from the noose."

by Liz Owen May 14, 2006

Noose

A sacred happy rope

I’m gonna kill myself I’ll use a noose

by ArcticSpartan08 October 3, 2019

Noose

Noose a device that is used to kill yourself wih Jake Paul along with his brother Logan Paul and their fans were the reason this is popular again

Wow Jake Paul is such a cunt he should use the noose

by NooseLord August 20, 2017

Noose

Mans greatest invention

Joe: can you help me I’m depressed
Ned: Yeh here’s a noose!
Joe: Wow thanks man!

by FijianFisher August 7, 2018

Noose

Mans best friend

Man 1: what are you doing
Man 2: just taking my noose out for a walk

by Meow1273 February 20, 2019

Noose

Something used to finally kill yourslef after being told to kys by one of the friendly lolitsalex fanboys on the internet! You can buy a noose at the store!

Go and hang yourself with a noose, you child molester.

by boatglitch May 21, 2018