Neuned

When you kick your friend directly in the butthole from behind.

I neuned Chris the other day, and he's still walking funny.

by b3rz3rk3r September 28, 2018

Neuner

German Slang for a 9mm Handgun.

"Die Neuner ist scharf und sitzt bei meinem Schwanz"

by MrCreamy69 July 26, 2023

Neuner Trap

The neuner trap is a maneuver pulled by either - inviting a girl over, and getting her too drunk to drive home, while you yourself get above the legal intoxication level to drive as well, or pulling the reverse at their place of residence. Upon her wishing to go home, you simply reply "I/ you are too drunk to drive. You should just crash here. You can sleep in my bed..." At this point, you take advantage of the successful maneuver, and have officially ended your night with a score.

Tessa- "I'm getting tired. I think I should probably head home"

Derrick-" I think you're too drunk to drive. I'm not even seeing straight. You should probably just stay over here. You can crash in my bed"

Tessa- "I guess so..."

Derrick to himself- "Neuner Trap accomplished...."

by e=McHammerd December 28, 2010

Neuner

the best last name in the world

pronounced "nooner"

-of german origin

i wish my last name was Neuner

by the coug January 20, 2009

Nouned

Many people are not remembered because they are insignificant and do not exist
Be noun
Be a person place or thing
Be remembered

“Oh hey, have you seen Mary?”
“Who?”
“Oh, I forgot, she wasn’t nouned. Nevermind.”

by eichitenshouinlicker69 November 20, 2022

Neused

pronunciation: "new 'sd"

ADJ.

1. An item or article, that is used, and has been taken care of and or maintained well enough to be seen as new.

2. Used at a single Gamestop in San Antonio, TX usually speaking about the condition of cd/dvd based games.

"Here you are Ma'am, your neused game."

"This is a used game?"

"Yes Ma'am, but it looks brand new."

"Oh, so it's neused."

by iamcrono July 21, 2009

Neufed

Verb / nooft /
To blacken or char the bottom of a meth pipe.

" Aww man what the fuck, you neufed by bowl "

" This is good shit so don't neuf it up "

by Rex Webster March 23, 2021