Netoi: Someone down to earth. One who had seen the world from all its many angles, parted with the highest of highs and lowest of lows the one person you always want on your side the one who can and will throw down with anyone at any time to defend herself or her bestie. A person who never lets life beat them down someone who can always find a side hustle. A person with the biggest heart you can ever find. One who will give you their last dollar or the shoe off their foot.. the bestest friend you could ever be so lucky to find.
by Jmizen July 21, 2021
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Whilst travelling abroad in a lonesome carriage upon the dusted roads of a forsaken existence, Martin pondered the meaning of life and spoke thus, "To Netopolis I travel this eve on the ancient infobahn."
by waldosziak March 7, 2012
Get the Netopolis mug.A term used for a story theme that focuses on a particular type of cheating/unfaithfulness in a relationship in an adult-oriented real-life video, manga, or anime. The person that cheats is initially forced against their will (either physically, by being blackmailed, or by the influence of an ingested or injected mind-altering substance) by the instigator(s)/perpetrator(s) to participate in a sexual encounter but then is mind-bended to enjoy and/or accept the experience. Also, the cheater often is not fond of the instigator(s) before the encounter and may state that they love their significant other at any time in the story, but ends up deciding to continue the affair with the instigator(s) afterwards. The victim (the person being cheating on) is usually unaware of the betrayal by the cheater, and the instigator(s) if the victim knows him, her, or them. The story often hints that the victim may never know/find out about the continued affair. This theme is intended for shock value and will end up angering some readers, but others will find it arousing.
"A netorare story might turn out to be hot fiction, but all of them are a rapist's wet dream in real life."
by Coolone784 November 20, 2020
Get the Netorare mug.The act of Borrowing a Netflix account because you are too cheap to Pay for it your self and you end up giving the account to everyone you know so they can enjoy free show and movies while only one person pays.
Friend:" Hey Mike can I borrow your Netflix Account to watch some movies"
Mike"Sure bro just Don't Give the password to anyone else"
Fiend"Trust me I'm not a Netfixer I'm only gonna watch like two movies on it"
Mike"Alright sure thing man here is the Email and the password"
Friend"Thanks Bro I wont give the Password to anyone"
Mike"Alright sounds good"
Friend"Hey Josh wanna borrow My Netflix account"
Josh"Sure thing bro"
and so on........
Mike"Sure bro just Don't Give the password to anyone else"
Fiend"Trust me I'm not a Netfixer I'm only gonna watch like two movies on it"
Mike"Alright sure thing man here is the Email and the password"
Friend"Thanks Bro I wont give the Password to anyone"
Mike"Alright sounds good"
Friend"Hey Josh wanna borrow My Netflix account"
Josh"Sure thing bro"
and so on........
by LawnMower6900 April 10, 2013
Get the Netfixer mug.Cuckolding someone. The protagonist forces a love interest who is already in a relationship with a third party into a physical relationship, and the love interest comes to like it over time, thus either cheating or breaking up with their original partner.
by B1gguy4u September 1, 2017
Get the netori mug.Using a partner’s nostril as a sexual orifice during ejaculation, causing semen to enter the partner’s sinus cavity and exit through the opposite nostril.
by JayBanks October 29, 2017
Get the New Orleans Neti-Pot mug.netophile-(net-uh-fahyl) one who is overly obsessed or has an unhealthy addiction or attraction to the internet,noun. (Origin)from the modern abbreviation of the word internet net and the greek word -phile- to have a strong affinity or attraction.
Your mama is such a netophile, she has seen more profiles than a booking officer.
My girlfriend searches the net for everything. She is a regular netophile.
Dude, you know you got a wicked case of netophilia, when you've been changing your myspace layout more than your tightey-whiteys!
My girlfriend searches the net for everything. She is a regular netophile.
Dude, you know you got a wicked case of netophilia, when you've been changing your myspace layout more than your tightey-whiteys!
by Ash Fab May 24, 2008
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