Nelda

the perfect "take home to mom" girl. badass taste in music, funny, and the kindest most mellow soul you will ever meet and pretty to boot.

roman sculpture pretty.

damn, i shoulda held on to Nelda

by misotexmex May 30, 2011

Nelda

The most intriguing, mindful woman you could ever work with or laugh with. An inspiring beauty that is a shining star, even on the darkest night. Nelda moves you to singing and Nelda dances with you.

I wouldn't know the word 'muse' if i hadn't met Nelda.

by waywardobserver February 25, 2012

Nelda

The oldest woman ever. Nelda is older than eve and even older than Adam. She belongs in a museum.

That old hag Nelda Yorba belongs in a museum.

by TATA December 5, 2003

Nelda

A very load lady, who forgets everything.

Guess who's late again? Nelda she forgot again

by LADY1#n July 18, 2024

O'Nellas straw

A principal of performance based on occam's razor that states "the simplest straw will perform the best"

"when i see a child across the room at olive garden gently sipping chocolate milk through a crazy straws all i see is a misguided youth wasting his life." said Sam O'Nella. This gives an excellent example of O'Nellas straw by showing how a crazy straw with all its twists and turns will take longer to bring the liquid past your lips and down your Flesh pipe.

by Michael Malloy October 11, 2018

Sam O’nella Academy

A online YouTube academy that, unlike salmonella, will improve your body with delicious knowledge juice every 2-3 months to improve your brain

Human 1 “Man I just got an F on this test”
Human 2 “DUDE, I told you to watch Newest Video on the Sam O’nella Academy”

by Small sad human January 6, 2019

Sam O'Nella

The only white lad canonically able to say the n-word.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see the newest Sam O'Nella episode?
Guy 2: Yeah I heard that he said the n-word.

by Eel on Musk September 30, 2019