Nando

A guy who can charm any girl without trying.

- I started talking to this guy he's hella cute and sweet.
- he's a "nando" what do you expect?

by sugarmame8 December 23, 2016

Nando

Someone who makes friends wait in an online multiplayer game lobby forever. Then rage quits within one minute of playing the game.

I just pulled a nando.

by mookie01 July 29, 2011

Nando

A beer that is highly chugable and/or crushable. Nandos are measured on the International Nando Units (INU) scale which is ounces drank per minute on average.

Kaid: Hey bruv, Nick got a half keg of Coors Light.
Mikey: That's so many nandos!

by iveelsm September 7, 2019

Nando

To handle. To take care of. To take ownership of a project. To deal with. To manage, direct, take control of.

My husband nandos the finances. I nando the mail.

I was having a tough time dealing with a bully at school, but my best friend said it was nandoed.

by SodaPop106 May 6, 2015

Nando

When you're shitting really hard and end up peeing even though you thought you emptied your pipe.

Regular bruv: dude i sitting on the toilet yesterday trying push this shit out when I pissed instead
Rishi: dude it totally sounds like you had a nando

by Nilay Patel October 6, 2018

Nando

A black mexican programmer and usually bike thief. A Nando doesn't have a lot of rep and generally relies on his leanbow to do all the difficult work. Nandos are usually incredibly lazy and very black.

Huey: Yo chris lets get some peri peri.
Chris: Where'd my bike go?
Nando: Thuglife!
Chris: NEGGED!

by PatCU September 29, 2013

Nando’s

A meeting place for influential roadmen(criminals)

Oi bruv u wanna go Nando’s

Ye of course blud

by Simon is butters 69 April 14, 2019