Muffin Top

A word used to describe one whos fat is desperately trying to escape the suffication from tight jeans resulting in the fat tumbeling over.
Shayna is such a fatass look at her muffin top!
by AaGeLiNa August 05, 2005
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A number one pop techno hit in Israel performed by Jenna Maroney
I know you want a piece of that/whole grain low fat/But i just wanna dance Muffin top
by Anal Dan April 20, 2010
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Possibly one of the sexiest things a girl can show off. Scientists spent decades calculating the "perfect waist to hip ratio" forgetting to realize that showing off slight imperfections can be far sexier than aiming for perfection.
Damn, girl I can't stop looking at that sexy muffin top!
by crazy hank June 21, 2010
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A member of the female sex who adorns herself prodominantly in clothing too small for herself, creating an effect of her figure spilling out over the top of her pants, resembling the top of a muffin. Muffin tops are generally unaware of their condition, and typically even believe that they are MORE attractive than non-muffin tops. These females are very easily spotted in nearly all social events, and the muffin tops even parade themselves about in a way to advertise their willingness to participate in sexual activity with willing members of BOTH sexes. Most of the time, muffin tops can be found in the pressence of and under the influence of alcohol and other substances.
"look at jessica, in those pants she is a total muffin top, they must be at least 2 sizes too small, and her fat stomache is spilling out all over the place!"
by Mike Clark February 13, 2006
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When a female has on really tight low rider jeans and her fat is bulging out at the waist. Looking like the top of a muffin
The girl's jeans are way to tight her fat looks like a muffin top.
by Camrin2Fresh July 02, 2008
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Fat girl who always wears clothes that is to tight for her letting all her fat hang out. Thinking guys want to get a bite out of her side. When really no one wants to take a bite out of her fat ass.
"Is that a muffin top costume?"

"No thats just her fat"
by Jadla May 02, 2010
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Holding your shaft, while cutting off circulation to the head of the penis, creating the look of a muffin top.
I muffin topped myself, to the point where my hand hurt from holding onto it for so long.
by DeerQueef September 01, 2009
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