Modeman

Someone who constantly says things that did not need to be said nor did anyone ask for.

Bro, I didn't ask. Stop being a modeman.

by small asian penis May 2, 2019

Hans Moleman

A hapless character from the Simpsons, an old man who is perpetually getting killed or injured in nasty, tragic ways.

Phish: "Who here has medical marijuana?"
Hans: "I do..."
Phris: *reads prescription notes* "Whoa...you're really sick!"
Hans: "The doctors never told me that...I had to hear it from Phish."

by Peter Bradstock May 8, 2004

Moleman United

A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.

The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.

by John Duckworth July 21, 2008

MOREMAN

Wrong expression of be more manly

BUT the dude saying the word “I just wanna be more man” instead of it

MOREMAN could be definition of ignorance

When some bragging in a wrong and cringe way
YO CAN SAY: Yo this man just like moreman,he is talking shit!

by WERIDBOYSINGLE May 4, 2022

moleman

Moleman, AKA Dipesh Khandu is an utter idiot and complete moron. It is rumoured that he has an octopussy and likes to rape old men.

Yuk moleman, you have scaly skin.
Moleman, you're a fag.

by viraL April 21, 2005

Moleman

The shrivelled man from The Simpsons who loves someone named Keith.

Person 1: You're gay for moleman!

Person 2: No, you're gay for moleman!

by rr76 October 13, 2011

Moleman

A retired pedophilliac manwhore who resumes his position on the couch with a bottle of beer and a packet or two of fat - drenching instant meals at sunrise and will usually stay there until sunset.

This individual is the embodiment of everything that can go wrong with being a male. Optional: Moobs/man boobs, unsightly hair - protruding moles (to fit his name) and the adorning of unwashed underpants.

Alternative: Molewoman.

Person A: "Hey! Have you heard from Michael?"
Person B: "Oh yeah, you mean the Moleman. I don't think anyone has seen his face in 5 months."
Person A: "Oh thank goodness, I hope he can stay in his hermit shell for eternity. That way - less young girls will be preyed on."

by deathmetallovr July 19, 2011