Chronic Mediocrity Syndrome

A sad and mildly debilitating condition in which the sufferer will never be exceptional in a chosen discipline or field of study, no matter how hard they work. While incurable, it can often be treated/maintained with a reality check.

I'm sorry Mrs. Smith. You might as well stop your son's violin lessons. He will never be a virtuoso. He has chronic mediocrity syndrome.

by Blursaw March 1, 2010

a mediocrity from the suburbs

a) a woman who is the exact opposite of a goddess from Athens who is also so-so in terms of her bedroom skills.

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and your father a lumberjack, even plastic surgery won't help you look like Leonardo diCaprio or Brad Pitt.

by Uncle Dimma September 20, 2014

a mediocrity from the suburbs

a so-so looking woman who is also so-so in terms of her bedroom skills

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and your father a lumberjack even plastic surgery won't help you look like Leonardo diCaprio or Brad Pitt, no matter what your sexperience is

by Uncle Dimma June 11, 2014

Stop accepting mediocrity

A phrase used by idiots who can’t accept someone liking something they don’t.

Person 1: Man, that movie sure was fun
Person 2: UH, NO IT WASNT, YOU NEED TO STOP ACCEPTING MEDIOCRITY YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
Person 1: Shut the fuck up lol

by Oofenstien42069 May 22, 2021

mediocrity

The most insiduous influence on the young is not violence, drugs, tobacco, drink or sexual perversion, but our pursuit of the trivial and our tolerance of the third rate.

i dont think outside the square, in fact, i wasnt aware that there was a square, i just shutup and eat my media and dont want to think for myself.

take away mainstream media andperhaps people wouldnt succumb so unknowingly to a life of mediocrity

by common August 4, 2006

train of mediocrity

The people in the back of the pack during a multiplayer Mario Kart race. The 3rd place player is usually considered the "conductor", and everyone behind him is part of the train. The reason for the label "mediocrity" is that farther back player always get much better items that allow them to "cheaply" make up ground. A common scenario is that 1st and 2nd will be skillfully sparring for first place,and blue shell comes from the back of the pack and destroys the leaders. While they are the down the "conducter" and his "train" will pass the more skilled players while making whistling sounds.

(often spoken in a sarcastic tone)
So Dave, you conducting the train of mediocrity today?

by Shaddy Safadi April 24, 2006

hyper mediocrity

Extreme Boredom! featured in 'Emerge'- a song by Fischerspooner, the greatest Eloctro-Goth band in the world.

'Oh my God! I am suffering from hyper mediocrity!'

by Quietwarmth December 30, 2004