Today’s Mass Shooting

A term now commonly used to refer to a particular mass shooting in the United States since there is another one occurring every day.

“Today’s Mass Shooting” works well for our newspaper; we just keep recycling this term with each subsequent mass shooting.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

anya masha's mom

the most highest being of them all. To the greeks she is known as being the most powerful god. Her plants (her most prized possession) are the most sacred objects in the world. try to get near or touch them and u will fucking die.

Anya masha's mom is a god. I almost died touching her plants. she is mashas mom, the ultimate supreme being.

by Cvshed August 27, 2017

Massa Suicide

To slit one's own political throat

Massa Suicide - Congressman (former) Eric Massa 3-11-10

by Aware-one March 11, 2010

Sinner's Mass

This is the late Sunday afternoon mass attended by people who could not get up to attend a Sunday morning mass because of a night of partying. People usually run into their friends from the night before. Can end up being an ass-mass.

What a long night of partying. I will sleep it off and attend the Sinner's Mass later today. Maybe I will see Bob.

by dgeorg02 April 4, 2011

Denmark's weapon of mass destruction

The Lego can withstand the force of 950 LB before braking. It is consider Denmark's weapon of mass destruction.

Oh,no.. no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no! There coming...and they have Denmark's weapon of mass destruction! we are screwed

by Dr.FreezeLove March 27, 2017

WMT's: Weapons of Mass Turbation

A set of Tits...a monstrous ass...or any other part of the female body you have seen in porn vids or pictures that demands masturbation. Especially if said video/picture can be "USED" multiple times for viewing pleasure.

Dude did you see the monstrous clit on that Armenian stripper in that video? Going home to download that.....will be used as a WMT?

WTF is a WMT?

(WMT's:WEAPONS OF MASS TURBATION!) Im gonna pull a muscle jerkin my beef to this!

WMT's: Weapons of Mass Turbation..Huge tits,Huge ass, lovely clit....anything you can wack off to.

by Urban Millz July 21, 2012

stfu massa

When an insignificant person either says something that no one cares about or says something completely out of context. This expression is also used to make people who don't get references/jokes shut the f*ck up when they don't add any valuable input to the conversation.

Person 1: *tells a joke*
Person 2: *says something retarded completly unrelated*
Person 1: stfu massa

by Paclone March 18, 2020