Magness

When one takes a giant dump upon someones chest whilst they are asleep, then, with a hair dryer, melts the turd untill it's a liquid substance upon the sleeping victim

James: What did you do last night?
Scott: I slept over my friends house. He didn't stop snoring so i gave him a stinking magness

by scottiieee90 December 11, 2011

Magness

v. The act of taking a dump on someone's chest, then blowing it with a hairdryer until it reaches liquid consistency.

John: That girl totally took a Magness on my chest when I was sleeping!
Frank: Totally gross bro.

by Not My Pseudonym June 19, 2011

magness

A girl named maggie who is full of fagness. A magness will relentlessly poop mexican out of her bhole and stank up any joint she enters. Never let a Magness into your house because her stench will forever haunt.

This house stinks like Shit, somebody must have let Magness in again.

by Cumstainface February 20, 2009

Madness Combat

A very violent and cool flash series made by Krinkles

Madness Combat is way better than the Clock Crew.

by Jebus of Madness December 9, 2008

Leafer Madness

When large crowds of people, particularly from an urban area, head to smaller towns each fall to see the beautiful foliage causing large traffic jams

I tried to go to the grocery store but there was horrible traffic from all the New Yorkers trying to see the leaves! It was leafer madness!

by Senor Dank Nugs October 5, 2021

menses madness

The time when a woman is crazed with anger, mood swings and all around bitchiness resulting from her menstrual cycle.

Amanda was always difficult to be around when she was experiencing menses madness.

by Sparkykid77 October 4, 2012

Magnets

May be used as a proof that there are miracles everywhere.

"Fuckin' magnets. How do they work?"

by aptspire April 22, 2010