lickety split

"Lickety split", meaning fast or quickly, apparently arose in the 1830s and 1840s. The origin of the expression isn't totally clear. Similar to stat.

Grandma just slipped on a bananna peel so I have to get her to the hospital lickety split!

by Tom Connelly September 8, 2006

Lickety Split

Another word for going down on a woman. To get some lickety split is to eat pussy.

Lickety Split is also the title of a lesbian porn movie.

by OneBadAsp October 26, 2006

Lickety split

The reason why lesbians travel faster than gays

The 2 lesbians drove to San Francisco lickety split while the 2 gay guys were busy packing their shit.

by Jimothy Bob April 28, 2013

Lickety split

Vagina

“I’m so turned on right now. My lickety split is soaking wet.”

“If you don’t wear a condom, you’re not getting anywhere near my lickety split.”

by Kimcheevonfalk November 30, 2022

Lickety Split

Stupid My Little Pony who makes an ass out of herself in the My Little Pony movie. Has buck teeth, has inter-species sex, and dances badly.

Lickety Split sucks hardcore.
Yeah dude, you said it.

by BlarneyDood April 25, 2005

lickety split

refers to the tearing of index cards by bending them in half and then licking them to get them to split apart.

My mouth is so dry from performing lickety split.

by A. SugarTits Car December 5, 2010

Lickety split

Spreading the pussy lips with your tongue. That's the real meaning.

that girl is so fine I would eat her lickety split

by DrNorman March 10, 2016