League of legends

A moba where everyone trys to make the other shut up while trying to win at the same time while purposely aiming for teemo for his bllod and furry tail. none of the teamate care about whats going on in real life

League puns? I've got a Zilean of them
so sit down and lee sin to them, and dont be in vayne
league of legends is a very nice gaming community... you play dota? **** u

by FireGodRising May 21, 2015

League of legends

The place where teenage boys go to play a game thats not minecraft for their first time.

boy 1: i play league of legends.
boy 2: do u like dick and is hiding it?
boy 1: ofcourse thats why i play the game since i wanna stick my penis in men.

by Prinskorvar February 15, 2022

League of Legends

Birth control.

League of Legends is a method of birth control.

by firefly juice March 09, 2022

League of Legends

THE GAME CREATED BY SATAN HIMSELF. ONCE YOU JUMP INTO YOUR FIRST MULTIPLAYER MATCH, IT'S ALL OVER FOR YOU. YOU'LL KEEP PLAYING AND PLAYING UNTIL YOU'VE PRESSED THE 'Q' KEY SO MUCH TIMES THAT YOUR FINGERS WILL TURN INTO BLOODY STUMPS. THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOURSELF IS IF YOU'RE AN EMO TEENAGER WITH MENTAL STABILITY PROBLEMS AND NEED A $40 GUIDE TO PLAY A SINGLE VIDEO GAME.

"Dude, why are you so sad? You look like you haven't slept for a year!"
"L...L...League of Legends"
"Oh, OK."

by _yellow_ March 06, 2017

League of Legends

The game is symbolized by a beautiful cancer that spreads like a butterfly. Your time on earth is numbered, but it's precious and it's worth it.

Ryan: Are you going to do your homework? You've been addicted to that game for 3 months
Bryan: No, there's no turning back. I'm on stage 4 League of Legends

by RVanonymous414 February 24, 2016

League of Legends

League of Legends(Commonly abbreviated as "League") is a popular game developed by Riot Games, a 26 billion dollar company founded by Marc Merrill and Brandon Beck. This game is played by the gayest of gays. Playing this game for over 5 mins at a time will have you wanting to kill yourself. However, the community is incredibly nice and helpful. Screw up once and the hoards of men smoochers who like going up and down on cock while playing will give you specific, helpful, instructions to "Uninstall" and "Kill yourself".

"Hey bro, wanna play League of Legends tonight?"
"Nah, I have a life"

by gay_dick_sucker October 03, 2021

Is that League Of Legends?

A question asked by a parent to connect with their child on something that they don't understand.

Dad: "Is that League Of Legends?"
Me: "No Dad, It's a sandwich."

by IsThatLeagueOfLegends? June 02, 2018