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A mixture of intoxicants in the blood stream.
Boys, its going in all directions tonight. This girl is talking like a Turk and my feet feel like fuzzy felts...I am well and truly layered
by Drop September 22, 2003
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Layered

To get so owned by forces out of your control you mention mention in for the rest of your life in conversation with your buddies.

Always referring back to that fateful month in the summer of 2021 when we lost 100k collectively via a rug pull.
Yo remember when we got layered, jive lost 60k bro.
by Sleepyjoebipump October 6, 2021
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Layered

Being hit by oncoming traffic when attempting to cross a road at an unsafe point, without the aid of traffic lights or pedestrian crossings.
Fear of "being layered" is often expressed by shakier individuals during or immediately after crossing, even in the safest of situations.
Not realising it was a one way street, I ran quickly across the road for fear of being layered by the nonexistent traffic.
by melin? October 10, 2008
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Layered

To have multiple layers of alcohol inside you. Do not get it confused with drunk or tipsy, it is the space in between.
Man, I'm so layered right now let's go smoke a joint.
by Jimandthecorknbottlebeezies February 21, 2014
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layered

Phrase used to describe a particularly harsh insult.

Similar to burned.
oh my days...you got layered
by morgangills May 19, 2006
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Layered Like Pie

A sarcastic counter-expression used when someone has claimed that a person is "layered" – in the sense that while they might be bitter or sour on the outside, on the inside they're actually sweet. The expression refers to the idea that as with the pastry in question, while the top seems crusty and mean – and there might be some sweetness underneath – at the TRUE core of the person, they really ARE just crusty and mean. So the expression refers to someone who is truly rotten to the core, and that the sugar they throw out is merely a ploy to try to keep people from realizing this. Charismatic serial killers, or brutal tyrants, for example, are layered like pie.
The observation leading to this phrase was first made by the character of Dr. Horrible/Billy (Neil Patrick Harris) in "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog" in reference to Captain Hammer (Nathan Fillion), as shown below.
Penny: At first I thought he was kind of cheesy–
Billy: Trust your instincts.
Penny: But, he turned out to be totally sweet. Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface.
Billy: And sometimes there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one.
Penny: Huh?
Billy: Like with pie.

Woman with black eye: I know my new boyfriend might seem like a drunken, misogynistic ball of domestic violence waiting to happen, but he's actually really nice, he's layered like that. And now he's promised to only beat me on Wednesdays!
Friend: Yeah, layered like pie. Call the cops on him!
by Astrolounge January 16, 2010
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Layered Poop Cake

A term used to describe a bowel movement in which the person alternates between the stages of defication and wiping, forming a layer of toilet paper and human refuse.

Layer texture, consistency, depth and smell may vary.
A seven layered cake, a popular dessert which provided the name of the Layered Poop Cake, is very similar to this toilet delicacy.
by D-Ridds April 4, 2006
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