Laurened

To get robbed ; to have your belongings taken

“Fuck man I got laurened”
“Shit what’d they take?”
“They stole my shoes, my money, and my vodka”

by Livelaughlove6789 September 11, 2022

Laurened

Walking in on your best mate with the least morals sucking the smeg off your mans love stick

I went outside the party to have a slash in a bush and i walked in on my mate carrying out follatio on my man. Got totally laurened

by Geoffy boy April 8, 2019

Laurene

Laurene is one of the most drop dead gorgeous girls you’ll ever meet. Her kind, funny, caring, hard working personality will have you falling for her in no time. She’ll always consider others feelings before acting because how people think of her mean something to her. A Laurene is very loyal to her partner and friends and will never betray their trust. She is a lover of animals, and will treat them as her children. If you ever meet a Laurene, don’t challenge her to a game of Uno cards, she’ll destroy you. Once you find someone like Laurene, you’ll never want to loose her fun-loving personality.

You: Hey, did you meet Laurene yet?
Friend: No, why?
You: Oh cmon, she’s a blast.
Friend: Let’s go meet her!

by Anonymous Figure💓 July 3, 2018

Laurenced

When a person is forgotten and left behind from a group of people who are going out somewhere, usually on a night out.

Ok guys let's go...huh? where are they?

Pfft, they left 10 minutes ago! your ass got laurenced!

by br 10 May 19, 2009

laurène

this name is from god every gurl who's called laurène is so nice and perfect

laurène= lore

by kdkdkdb January 2, 2017

Laurend

When you get completely smashed and end up spending the night in a welfare centre with no recollection of even drinking.

Shaniqua: I did so badly in my results, I need to get so wasted I forget them.
Mercedes: If you want to forgot them you can't just get wasted you need to get laurend.

by taniko October 18, 2015

Dirty Laurene

The act of popping hemorrhoids and sniffing the tang left on your fingers.

“Man, I need to pull a Dirty Laurene just to feel alive again.”
“She did a Dirty Laurene in the Taco Bell bathroom.”

by patheticmeme May 7, 2020