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Launchpad McQuack

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A sexual act with several steps.

1. Talk your partner into giving you 'road head', or performing oral sex on you while you drive his/her car.

2. During climax, yell 'GEE WHIZ MISTER McDEE!' and crash the car at high speed into a tree or other stationary object. Your seat belt should save you, but likely eject your lover from the vehicle.

3. Like Launchpad McQuack, walk away from the crash.
Before those detectives killed him, Phil had pulled the old Launchpad McQuack on eight different women around the Ruth Dykeman Center for runaway girls.
by Jaroferic January 11, 2012
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Launchpad McQuack

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A song by Sex Bob-omb, an indie rock band consisting of Stephen Stills, Kim Pine and Scott Pilgrim. Not the actual name of the song.
Scott: Okay, let's start with Launchpad McQuack!
Stephen: That's not the actual title of the song-
by KrizzyKid September 4, 2013
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Kennedy Launchpad

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When a man masterbates, and just before ejaculation
goes into a girls nose with the tip of his penis
and skeets. This is called a Kennedy Launchpad because of the penis being like a "red rocket" and then ejacualtion aka "liftoff"
I was masterbating at stacys. so i surprised her by giving her a Kennedy Launchpad instead of a creampie
by JohWaheed August 6, 2006
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Launchpad

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A MIDI controller that many people use. The most popular use is with its User Mode. In it you can sample a song in Ableton Live, map it to the pads, and play it with optional light effects. Three creators who skyrocketed the community I are Kaskobi, SoNevable, and Pro Launchpadder
Dude: Hey have you seen any good launchpad covers lately?
Dudebro: Of course I have. Many by Kaskobi and Pro Launchpadder!
by Aligator420 July 18, 2020
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Launchpad

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An ugly girl. A Duck (ugly duckling). Derived from Lauchpad McQuack from Ducktales.
"...So what's her friend look like?"

"She's a launchpad Bro"
by Luke Calvin November 21, 2006
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Launchpad McQuack

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A sexy pilot originating from DuckTales (2017), he is a true chad and a homie, he also is in a commited relationship with Drake Mallard AKA Darkwing Duck, they also share a kick ass daughter called Gosylan Mallard
Damn bro I sure do love the best character Launchpad McQuack
by Gengargaming_92 December 28, 2020
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