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knowbody

A type of being who goes through life seeking and obtaining knowledge; A body that contains knowledge. Someone who knows alot of things, but doesn't come off as a "know it all". A knowbody is a supreme type of being. Commonly used phrases like "Nobody cares, nobody loves you, nobody's perfect and nobody did it", can all be viewed quite differently if nobody, is turned into a specific person, a Knowbody. A knowbody cares too much, a knowbody loves you, a knowbody IS in fact perfect-- perfectly imperfect, and knowbody probably DID do it. Brings a whole new positive outlook to the word.
"A knowbody, knows."

"Knowbody cares."

"Knowbody loves you."

"Knowbody is perfect."

"Who are you? "

"I'm just a knowbody, trying to survive in this stereotypical world "

"Knowbody's home."
by ChelseaLayne333 December 11, 2016
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knobgobbling

Performing fellatio (oral sex on a man)
"While they're at it, they should add "knobgobbling twatfarmers" as a noun meaning "creatives." "
by David F.D. May 5, 2006
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knobgobbler

Someone who performs the act of fellatio (oral sex on a man). A penis can be referred to as a 'knob'
That fuckin' knobgobbler wanted to go down on me!
by Nathan July 20, 2004
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KnownGod

A lost soul of a God that wanders around. He/She who cease to exist.
Long before KnownGods use to rule this world.
by WanderingApprentice2 February 5, 2022
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Knobgooch

(noun, verb): Commonly referred to as the shapeshifter of verbal slurs. Can be used to describe a lame roommate or friend, a failed attempt or someone frontin' on the street.
Smitty: Hey guys wanna stay in and help me write my memoirs?
Group: Ugh Smitty, you are being such a Knobgooch!

Ignatius (after his favorite player missed a dunk): Ah! He Knobgooched it! You gotta make the bunnies!
by Dan Cantone February 1, 2009
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knownothing

a knownothing is the complete and total opposite of a know-it-all. the knownothing sustains itself in social circles by pretending to know what they are talking about and backing up their arguments with nonexistent facts, in the hopes that the individual they are dialoging with are less educated than themselves.

when confronted by a know-it-all, there natural enemy, they become belligerent and any air of wise sophistication is abandoned in favor of insults and off-subject commentary.
Cliff Claven, the most popular and relevant knownothing of his time has been quoted saying things like:

"a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes"

"White Out was invented by the mother of Mike Nesmith of the Monkees"

"The word samba means to rub navels together"
by Colony13 February 9, 2009
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