Kizer

Nice until screwed over. Will break their back to help you out unless you use them, then you get nothing. Originated from Kaiser. A name from Germany.
Kizer is the person to go to if you need help man! Oh wait, you're the guy that was talking about them. Well might as well forget that.
by kasers October 20, 2009
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Kizer

When you run out lube for anal sex so you grab a bottle of Budweiser off the night stand and use that instead.
I was so wasted this weekend, I'm sure he went Kizer on me.
by La Cochina November 05, 2018
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kizer

the man took a kizer in his pants therefore he couldnt go to work
by paul kizerrrrr March 26, 2013
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Kizer Picture

A Picture took so badly no one can figure out what it means and the guy who took the picture needs to be completely unaware of how bad the photo really is
A "KIZER": Look at this picture

A normal human: WTF is this , this is the worst picture i have seen in my life ,this is basically random pixels

are you retarded or something this is the worst Kizer Picture i have seen in my life

truly defines it
by GodOfCancer September 29, 2019
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Kizer Eats Caca

KizerGaming loves to eat Caca, especially from his own ass! KizerGaming plays animal crossing even though its a caca game. Actually that explains why Kizer likes it
Kizer eats Caca: give me Caca.
Okay here's animal crossing
by TogeCian August 18, 2021
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kizer harper

He is a handsome nice funny and all around cool guy. His eyes are amaizing and all the girls love him , he is very very popular.
by Justin ligma December 02, 2018
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Kizer Day

November 4th also know as National Kizer Day is one of the biggest holidays of the year, everyone draws or shiny hunts the mythical Pokémon piplup for lord Kizer and eats togepi soup, International Kizer day is on November 3rd were we all change are pfp to the mythical Pokémon piplup for the day.
Kizer: @TogeCian Where’s my piplup art

TogeCian: Piplup sucks

RileyJ: 😱

Kizer: DIE

TogeCian: ☠️

(Kizer Day)
by PiplupTheEggEatingDragon November 01, 2021
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