Kiplinged

Extremely hammered. Wasted, fucked up, faded, blacked-out, etc. A reference to the water monitor lizard from Jessie.

"Dude Kyler is MIA and apparently he drank 3 Four Lokos. Have you seen him?"
"Yeah, he's in his room drunk texting his ex. Buddy's absolutely Kiplinged."
"Fuck."

by Mr. Steven Buscemi March 22, 2022

Dr. Henry Killinger

A character in the Venture Brothers universe. Appearing in the episode I Know Why the Caged Bird Kills. Dr. Killinger is a foreigner who goes around toting his "Magic Murder Bag" and ends up becoming The Monarchs new #2. In the end of the episode he manages to reunite The Monarch with Dr. Girlfreind, thus putting and end to The Monarchs loneliness.

"My name is Dr. Henry Killinger, and this is my magic murder bag"

by Robert Mansouri September 22, 2008

Kipling

The word Kipling (or Mr Kipling) means 'exceedingly good'. It derives from British advertisements for Mr Kipling bakery products, whose cakes are 'exceedingly good'. Used in the playground it becomes a much hipper way to say something otherwise pretentious.

Jo: Good match last night?
Sam: Yeah, kipling bruv.

by Poppins February 26, 2005

Kipling

An act in a vaudeville joke with sly reference to the classic writer Rudyard Kipling.

Do you like Kipling?

I don't know, I've never tried it.

by werelemming September 19, 2005

Mr Kipling

A brand of cakes, pies and baked goods made in Carlton, South Yorkshire and marketed in the United Kingdom, Ireland and Australia.

K1 N15 Bando - Straight to the cake like Mr Kipling

by L3gion Legacy February 4, 2021

Killingest

1. The highest state of being Kick Ass.

2. Optimal Pwnage, so hard that it makes n00bs vomit blood.

3. Very sharp and witty comeback, so kick ass it is the highest state of what kills one other person with words?? GET IT??

1. That Paintball gun is the most killingest shit I ever seen.

2. Dang, that was extreamly killingest teamwork.

3. "Your mom is a fat whore"..."that was most killingest shit ever bro!"

by Brian the most killingest December 8, 2006

Kiplinger

Kiplinger: A Germanic surname of unknown origins. Anyone blessed enough to have been born a Kiplinger would be best suited to praise God on an hourly basis for this act of divine grace. If you're a Kiplinger, chances are that you're extraordinarily good looking, insurmountably intelligent, and wealthy beyond all measures.

Gee, I wish I could be a Kiplinger.

by Warlord0515 April 27, 2009