Ketchup Packet

When your girl is on her period and you squeeze her so blood comes out her vagina.

My girl is on her period so I squeezed her and called her my ketchup packet.

by MEMEBIGBIGBOY October 8, 2017

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A ketchup packet is girl code for if a girl (or biological female) is on their period.

Girl: *gasps and looks scared*
Guy friend: what's wrong?
Girl : shakes her head no*
Female friend: *gasps* ketchup packet..?
Girl: nods

by TransB!tch February 16, 2020

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The act of having intercourse with a woman who is menstruating , while both partners are in a plastic bag, so that blood pools at the bottom of the bag. The blood filled bag is afterwards referred to as the "ketchup packet"

Guy 1 "Last night i totally did a ketchup packet with your mom and then hit your dad in the face with it"

Guy 2 "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!"

by bujo March 29, 2007

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The act of wearing a condom and having sex with a woman who is on her peirod, then taking the condom off and making her squeez the menstral blood in to her mouth, as if drinking ketchup form a packet.

Ashley was on her rag and was very horny, and the only way paul would fuck her is if she agreed to take a ketchup packet afterwords.

by Druskeet December 2, 2007

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Widely believed to have been invented by Sir Isaac Newton after a detailed study of male sexual arousal, the ketchup packet involves the caressing twist of a man's testicles until they burst. Often, the scene can resemble a McDonald's after a five year old threw a ketchup packet against the wall. A 2005 survey estimated that over 9000 American males have had their testicles surgically reattached so that they could once again experience the joy of a ketchup packet.

"Hey Jimbo, this hamburger needs a little of your personal flavor. How about we bust a ketchup packet?"

by aksdhjgo;asujglksgj March 27, 2009