juffing

When two homosexual men rubb raw naked butts for pleasure.

why are you juffing on my couch?

by Mr. Juff October 11, 2005

Juffing

(Verb) A 'portmanteau' consisting of the words Jacket and Huffing.

The act of sniffing an individual's scent off an article of clothing that said individual discarded or left behind accidentally. Typically committed towards a person who is known to have a distinct or pleasant smell. Used in a negative connotation, as it is often done in secret - albeit harmless. The enthusiasm and force of the inhalation usually increases with the creepiness of the one practicing the behavior.

Not to be confused with the homosexual act.

Jacob left his zip-up sweater behind after the party. After noticing he had forgotten it I was innocently Juffing it, wondering if he wears some sort of cologne.

by Gohound October 10, 2012

Jeffing

A Kansas City term for "faking" or being fake in general.

" Yo George stop jeffing with Ben, you was just talking bad about this dude a few days ago."

by Gmoney289 January 15, 2018

Effing and Jeffing

A variation on the term "Effing and Blinding", meaning to swear or curse profusely. Used in the North of England, notably by one Karl Pilkington in an episode of the Ricky Gervais Show.

Karl: I've just slagged off that octopus, but at no point was I effing and jeffing about it.

by AnaWanaMia? May 24, 2006

juffins

jizz + muffins = juffins

"Hey Mike-- why do you like juffins so much?"
-"I don't, but Colin does."
"True story, dude."

What the juffins!?

Shut your juffin oven.

JD is gay.

by westonski January 27, 2007

Jeffing

A Columbia Missouri based term referring to the action of leading someone to think you are interested in them sexually or relationship wise for the sake of attention or popularity. Can also be reffered to as flirting without wanting an outcome.

Kate has really been jeffing with alot of guys recently, shame they won't get anything out of it.

by Cannonbolt June 28, 2019

jaffing

The act of inserting stuff to your penis' pee hole to experience sexual pleasure. This could be fingers, pencils, dildos or other suitable objects

John's penis was still sore from all the jaffing he had been doing yesterday.

by Wingster January 12, 2009