An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.
Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!
Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!
Joe: These are new "Asics!"
Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!
Joe: These are new "Asics!"
by Ohaganist November 2, 2010
Get the Jones's Surprise mug.An act occurring during oral sex when one partner eats the other partner's asshole out while the partner receiving oral sex drops a deuce (shits) in the ass licker's mouth, usually in a surprising manner.
The one thing bad about my girlfriend is her strange fetish for performing oral sex on my rectum. So to catch her off guard, I gave her a fat Mr. Jones's Sunday Brunch.
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Get the Jowhraha Haddad Jones `~`i`~`S`~`i`~` Known As Lucifer Morningstar, Also Known As, FvferFriday <<<Jupiter`~`Solstice>>> mug.Jones Soda is possibly the most amazing soda out there. It comes in a wide variety of origional flavors like blue-bubblegum and strawberry lime as well as classics like cream soda. It comes in glass bottles with awesome lables that are always changing. Here is what they have to say about themselves : "Ya gotta make a living somehow; we chose the beverage world. Good old soda with a twist. No hidden meanings, no billion dollar ad campaigns, At Jones, we want you to buy lots of soda and recycle the bottles. The labels are kinda like our minds - always changing. Run with the little guy... create some change."
they have a website too, www.jonessoda.com
they have a website too, www.jonessoda.com
by iamslowlyfading February 10, 2005
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by dusty August 7, 2004
Get the Jones Soda co. mug.A person who is naturally dumb/stupid or clumsy can be said to have Danny Jones Syndrome. The kind who accidently walks into things or drops important objects. Sounds naturally dopey when they talk. Name taken from the guitarist of British pop band McFly, who could be said to have the original Danny Jones Syndrome.
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