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Johnsoned

The act of losing dis dick or your testicles
Ah shit i just crushed my nuts against my bike’s seat. I think i just got johnsoned.
by Dis Dick_12 October 27, 2020
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When a filmmaker kills a franchise and refuses to accept criticism.
Man, they really johnsoned the last star wars film didn't they?
by One21jiggawatts September 17, 2018
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Johnsoned

To be cunningly ripped off or taken advantage of.
heads or tails? you have been johnsoned
by edwrai January 19, 2011
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johnsoned

When a group loses majority status in an organizational body due to a member's sudden death or incapacitating health condition.
Dude, the tenors in the community choir got johnsoned after Mr. Howard got angina.

The Senate democrats might get johnsoned because of whats-his-face.
by Indefinido December 11, 2008
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Johnsoned: As in a Johnson (cock, penis or dick). When you have a conversation with someone who's a massive cock.
Rod: Alright Dave. How are you? My heads wrecked, I've just spoke to Antony. He doesn't half chat shit.

Dave: I'm not bad Rod. It sounds like you've been Johnsoned though. Let's go for a beer, it's know to cure people who've been Johnsoned.
by Easy Ezz April 22, 2016
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To get 'Johnsoned': Where a politician manipulates the prejudice, frustration and credulousness of a population to further his or her career regardless of the damage done.
Kansas got Johnsoned again
Britain got Johnsoned by BoJo over Brexit
by FedUpWithCrowers July 31, 2016
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Johnsoned

The genderneutral Term for a Mary Sue or Gary Stu, named after the Film Director Rian Johnson. An idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character. Often, this character is recognized as an authors insert or wish fulfillment.

They can usually perform better at tasks than should be possible given the amount of training or experience, and usually are able through some means to upstage the main protagonist of an established fictional setting, such as by saving the hero.
This Character is completely Johnsoned
Rey is a Johnson
by Noway_Neophobic May 7, 2019
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