1. An expression that means "oh my gosh" or "holy cow." Usually used when one party surprises another.
2. A unit of measurement on the tit scale. A rating system for people and things.
2. A unit of measurement on the tit scale. A rating system for people and things.
1. Steve: Jesus tits! Did you see the way Randy lost that poker tournament???
2. Shea: What would you consider that girl? Is she anti-tit or just tits?
Mike: She is definitly Jesus tits.
2. Shea: What would you consider that girl? Is she anti-tit or just tits?
Mike: She is definitly Jesus tits.
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(Idiom) Exclaimation. One step up from Jesus H Christ, but not quiote jesus fucking kike. The word tits is usually emphasised, while jesus may be elongated or contracted, depending on personal preference.
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"Jesus TITS!", George exclaimed upon coming out of the strip bar and seeing his new convertable filled with quick setting concrete.
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"jesus tits, man, how could you have forgotten the bottle opener...again!" or "jesus tits, dude, that thing missed my ear less than an inch!"
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