Jess's 7th Ring Treatment

The 7th Ring Treatment or the more formal version (Jess's 7th Ring Treatment) is the specific act of two partners, where the more dominate out of the two has to have the ability to curl there Tongue into a funnel shape (this may also require a large Tongue depending on partner) and warping it around the head and or shaft of the male sex organ (penis) and rotating the muscles in the Tongue to make little circular motions whilst making another motion of up and down (similar to a Blow Job). it is noted that the one giving the treatment is not allowed to stop until 7 minutes after the partner cums.

Non formal version:
"shit bro, she gave me the 7th Ring Treatment last night, felt like ya boi was about to fucking die"

formal version:

"m'lady gave me the forbidden, Jess's 7th Ring Treatment last Fortnight, twas quite the ordeal of ecstasy and barbarous acts.

by Dragon Filled With Grenades March 1, 2021

Jess's Aunt

Suicidal in many different ways involving Jess's aunt going full kermit

did u hear about Jess's aunt she slipped on the razor blade slipped better call 000

by Jess's Aunt December 4, 2017

Jess's Aunt

A Suicidal Aunt

Oh did you see Jess's Aunt last night she slipped and fell into a noose, Yeah she's dead sadly

by BobShocks December 4, 2017

jess walton’s theory

when we start counting 1 second , 2 second , 3 second , we could start counting the 1 second in the middle that the actually second has turned , so how can all the england be at the same time period when we can start counting 1 second , half way through the second has actually been turned to ..

jess ; 1 second , 2 second , 3 second

george : you just proved jess walton’s theory

by i’m a genuis July 25, 2019

Jess Schnapp

Jess is a person who wants to go out with Noah but it will never happen

Jess is so stupid to think that she is gonna go out with Noah and become Jess Schnapp

by jesssssss schnappppp January 12, 2019

A Jess Story

When a story is boring, unrelated to the conversation or just not interesting.

Girl 1: He's so cute
Girl 2: He reminds me of the time that I went to the cinema...
Girl 1: Shut up. It sounds like a Jess story.

by AnnieAnnie123 January 13, 2011

Jess (scoot)

Female who rides a scooter and constantly gets in the way of other people. Some people get that angry they hit her.

Ed: I got snaked at the skatepark today
Iris: By Jess (scoot)?
Ed: Yes. How did you know?
Iris: She does it to everyone. Did you hit her?
Ed: Yep

by bobmcbobchimp November 21, 2010