January 1

January 1 is the Day of the GODs if you were born on January in a few years your a genius, everybody thinks your hot and tall

If your were born on January 1 your a true Genius

by JUANDA 99999999^99999999 IQ November 3, 2019

January 1

Well it’s New Years! Time to get a good start. Be yourself 90% for the whole day! Be open (INCLUDING YOU QUIET PEOPLE)

Friend: why is she acting so cute and clumsy today?
Friend 2: well it’s January 1st....

by Bobbie :) December 17, 2019

January 1

National kiss your girlfriend day. Tell her that you love her more than she knows. Go cuddle. Watch the office on Netflix with her.

Friend: Do you know what day it is!!!

Me: No what day is it?!
Friend: it’s January 1! National kiss your girlfriend day!!

by Gokissheryoustupidboy!!! December 29, 2019

January 1

New Years Day and also a day all the Bad Bitches was born !

Oh shit it’s January 1 and it’s my birthday bitchhh!

by Lillie badd October 19, 2019

January 1

The baddest Birthday of all!!! New year? New man! New year? New bitch! Get some dick and watch that ball drop... Happy birthday hoe;)

January 1? I heard that’s the best day of the year!

by naughtyclaws101 October 22, 2019

January 1

Today is the day where you make new year’s resolutions that you will never complete and drop all of your old thots day.

Him: Why don’t you talk to me?

Me: it’s January 1 sorry dude

by aNoNaThOt October 19, 2019

January 1

yeet you’re least favourite person of a roof day

Lee: hey it’s January 1st today and you’re my least favourite person uwu

Stan: what do you mean?
Lee: just follow me.
(Lee leads Stan to the top of a skyscraper roof)
Stan: *gets yeeted by Lee* AHHH

uwu this is so wholesome

by Dat one weeb UwU October 26, 2019