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Jaleyca

That feeling you get when you have to take a massive shit and cannot let it out for the life of you. If you are feeling this way or anything similar to this, call your local hospital and/or contact your personal doctor immediately for you may only have 7 days to live. In the worst case scenario, you may simply bleed out of your asshole (or "butthole") for at least a month or more. Nonetheless, call your doctor and/or local hospital.
"BOB CALL THE AMBULANCE QUICKLY!! I'M HAVING A JALEYCA!!"
by Zimbobwe October 22, 2012
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jaleya

Bad ass girl who think that she's right but she is really funny caring and a good actor she can sometimes be stubborn but lovable as well above all when she says she loves you she meand it. Plus she's a great fighter and will protect you at all costs.shy towards new people she meet but when you get to know her she will act her self. Cracking you up for days
I love you Jaleya
by Goldemboy92100 January 24, 2015
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Jaleyah

A wonderful person who’s sense of humor is different from most. Can be shy at times but with the right people she will come out of her shell ASAP! Very beautiful and nice to people. But if she’s with rude people she would have no problem standing up to them. Overall a very nice unique person.
Have you met Jaleyah? She’s had a unique sense of humor and she’s very chill.
by Ghostit March 14, 2019
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Jaleya

Jaleyais a caring and loving person. She is very goofy and is always told "you play too much"; She has been hurt a few times so be mindful when she gets sensitive. She is loyal and kind and doesn't wanna hurt anybody. If you searched this name up bc u have a jaleya in your life please keep her. If you are dating or thinking about dating her make sure you love her unconditionally.
Jaleya is your bestfriend. Jaleya is a name.
by dontloseher November 27, 2019
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jaleyia

The baddest bish takes the negative and make the best is a great person and will have good karma
Jaleyia is fine
by Leeleyiaaa June 6, 2021
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Jaleya

Jaleya is the type of girl who will make you laugh for days! Not only is her personality super hilarious, she's got a big heart. She'll stand up for you, if you’re her friend, but she hates leeches. Don’t ask her for answers repeatedly. She's an absolute genius and will blow your mind with how smart she is. Not only is her personality an brain awesome, she's got a bangin' body. Her face is sexy and she has such kissable lips. Her butt is so big, everyone at school stares, girls and boys alike. They all want to feel and touch on it. Overall, she’s a really great friend, get to know her, eh?
Damn, I smacked Jaleya’s ass and it was so soft!
Jaleya is so smart, she always gets a 100%.
by Mouse04 March 5, 2018
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Jadeycakes

Prostitute street corners around the quarry bank area
jadeycakes only charge a tenna
by bbivan February 5, 2010
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