jag bag

1. the semen filled reservoir-tip of a used condom
2. a person who is a jackass, particularly in Chicago

Those cabbies who drive like maniacs are real jag bags.

by wacb October 11, 2007

jag bag

1. a statement which describes the unfortunate, the sorry, or the lowly, but not as to demean the person. the term "jag bag" is generally used as a term of endearment - a way to let them know they are down, but not out.

2. someone who is doing something unintelligent.

3. by adding -ing can also be used as a verb. "he's jag bagging around." meaning the person is wasting too much time doing something stupid.

"Dude, you're being a jag bag!"

by Chris Johnson & Sean Mulligan January 11, 2006

jag bag

Nasty, saggy man breasts

Fat guys have jag bags.

by Joe Lerro September 21, 2005

jag bag

1. The sock a young boy continually masturbates into.

2. If there were ten deuche bags in a line and one was to be chosen as the biggest deuche bag out of those ten said deuche bags that person would be also known as a jag bag.

1. Timmy's mom got an unpleasant surprise when she was cleaning his room and came across his jag bag.

2. Michael Polinko, the 40 year old with a genuine bowflex body who plays in a rock band is a jag bag.

by T_Love89 November 4, 2008

jag bag

a plastic container similar to a plastic bag which is used to contain jags such as a less extreme fag.

The white man could not be contained by any jag bag

by bob dole January 20, 2004

Jag bag

An awesome English teacher who has the wildest sense of humor, with fantastic style.

My jag bag teacher is the best

by Nightwing13 August 29, 2018

jag-bag

A highly refined hybrid form of both a jaggoff and a douche bag

Dude, that guy's a fuckin' jag-bag

by Rodeo Cowboy August 8, 2009