J'd

A street-basketball term used when a player tries his hardest to block a shot but falls short, and eventually hears the "swooosh" of the basketball entering the rim.

Derives from Michael Jordons last name which obviously starts with a J.

When Tyronne tried to gaurd Pookie, he got J'd out his ass.

by Ernz da Worm November 22, 2005

J'd

The prefix for the shortened term to masturbate, eliminating the word jerk or jack. (past tense) Can also be used as j-off'd.

"Then what happenned?"
"I j'd off in his sisters underwear drawer then bounced."
"Fresh."

by Senor_Toast September 17, 2005

J'd

When an item or person no longer functions as it is meant to. Often used in reference to drinking and it's effects on the body.

"Holly shit, man, I drank so much I'm totally j'd"
"This piece of shit car is j'd"

by Dan Bertrand March 14, 2003

J'd

The act of being beyond drunk. Drunker then you could be if you tried.

Please don't get all J'd!!!

by Cockboy-! December 31, 2013

j'd

to get drunk. to get massively fucked up.

man i got j'd up last night. how the hell you get arrested on bourbon st. for public intoxication?

by Jay DeJean July 08, 2006

j'd

Verb: To take unfairly or to rob.

Shortened version of the word jip, which is a shortened version of the word Gypsies

Instead of using: You got jipped

Use: You got j'd.

by Gangster Panda August 01, 2008

/j'd

it means you have been /j'd and now you cannot attack the person who was /j-ing.

Jackson: the paper has a back side
Bobby: *gets a heart attack and dies*
Jackson: /j
Bobby: Undies but gets angry at Jackson and starts hitting him
Jackson: You have been /j'd

by strokemoment April 13, 2022