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Ivanka Head Syndrome

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While your body grows taller and bigger from childhood on your head remains the size of a preteen.
Poor Ivanka Trump! She has the body of a woman but the head the size of a child. If this condition doesn't already have a name then let's call it the Ivanka Head Syndrome in her honor.
by beansforbreakfast July 14, 2019
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A semi-finalist on the show "So You Think You Can Dance - Serbia" for the last 5 years running. Ivana brings a whole new meaning to dancesport through her ability to dance despite her terrible ugliness.
"Dude I'd defs tap Ivana Stojanovic"

"I like using sarcasm too"
by EskimoMushroomHammer October 22, 2009
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ivana strouhalova

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Amazingly hot babe; a Czech bombshell; a blonde goddess who can take you to the stars... or drop you in the deepest ocean (depending on her mood); an excellent kisser
See that chick over there? She's so gorgeous, she must be Ivana Strouhalova!
Ivana Strouhalova taught me to kiss - and what a kisser !!!
Hell of a temper... but the trip to the moon with Ivana Strouhalova was worth it.
by Merlyn62 February 13, 2017
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ivankastien

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When Ivanka Trump is extremely drunk, she limps sputters around. She will start saying very sexual and lucid comments and have a craving for sex. At the same time she will cry about how scared she feels about her father eyeing her in an inappropriate way.
Person 1: Is that Ivanka Trump walking across the street.

Person 2: Yah... she looks and sounds drunk, like frankenstien, or should we say Ivankastien.
by MST3K I like November 25, 2020
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so ivana

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"so ivana" is a multi-usage phrase to describe something awesome, sophisticated, and cool.

in fashion, "so ivana" means something is trendy or chic.
in social life, a party could be "so ivana" or people can be "so ivana"
meals that are delicious can be "so ivana"
even your pets can be "so ivana" provided they exemplify awesomeness.

The negation of this phrase is simply to stick a "not" after the "so." so something could be "so not ivana" meaning it lacks in the awesome department or is dull.

Origins of the phrase seem to have come from Paris to describe fashion however that is mere speculation.
person A: that movie was great!

person B: yeah it was so ivana.

person A: so ivana

person B: so so SO ivana!

or...

those jeggings are so not ivana!
by soIvana October 12, 2011
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