Illuminated

a more modern version of Turnt; to be lit up and turfed at the same damn time

Damn, I was so illuminated off dat lean bishes.

by Jackattack22 March 1, 2015

Illuminated

Enlightened; knowledge and mastery of self: Gnosis, As above So below, you are the universe ever ending multiverse and the ever ending multiverse is you, for the multiverse is god

He has been illuminated

by 1300wavy August 18, 2023

Illuminated

To get lit. Turnt up. Banged up. #Drunk, if you will.

Damn, that Buona Beef looks hella illuminated, kinda looks like BBQ Charlie last Friday Night.

by iceman00 November 14, 2023

Illuminated Wolf

A Discord Admin that never talks in his own server other than the off chance that you spot him in the occasional VC.

"Yo have yo seen that Illuminated Wolf?"

"Nah fam squad he's like Siberian tiger, you never see him"

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Asian illumination

noun:
1. flushing of the skin or redness in the cheeks caused by acetaldehyde buildup after drinking alcohol.

2. THAT DRUNK GLOW!

some background:
Acetaldehyde is a toxin produced from alcohol metabolism that causes flushing and many hangover symptoms. Some people take longer to break down acetaldehyde and experience symptoms for longer periods.

-AT bayBEE

Non-tomato: Hey, you look as red as a tomato! Got that Asian glow?
Tomato: Yeeep, got that Asian illumination! ;)

by Pap¡ May 15, 2016

Like Blackpool illuminations

When you leave lots of lights switched on in your house and your Mum says its like blackpool illuminations. Particuarly those who come from the north of england will understand

Switch the lights off it's like blackpool illuminations in here!

by FerrettBalloons October 5, 2016

Illuminatisex

Modern norwegian slang for threesome ,groupsex or Kanye West, Taylor Swift and Beyoncé having sex

Kanye: Oh hi do you wanna have illuminatisex with me and taylor?
Beyoncé: sure lets go!

by Falcum October 13, 2018