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A place you shouldn't use red for decoration, no matter how much colour theory suggests otherwise
"Red shows strength, enthusiasm and energy. Perfect for a children's hospital!!"
"Red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR"
by Space Girl ✨ October 4, 2022
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A place in which billy goes to moleste kids
“Billy are you a virgin?”
“Not if the kids from the children’s hospital count”
by Bob Trinklebottom June 1, 2020
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Christ's Hospital is a boarding school for nonces who fink they are it. Most of them are either spoilt brats or road people and if you are not careful they will cast a spell on you to make you disappear. The year 11s think they are bad and the year 12s are worse but the absolute worst years is the year 7s and 8s them man be linking and acting too big for their boots.
If you want to look like a Harry Potter character and is so unbelievably entitled to everything go to Christ's Hospital.
by Anonymousbishnextdoor April 30, 2020
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Hospital sick

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The state of being for an object, event, or person when they are extremely cool or awesome. Originates from a dissertation on radical expressions from Petreas.
Dude I found my Sega Genesis in my closet yesterday, and started playing the original Sonic... It was hospital sick bro.

Yeah today in math Petreas was rocking some hospital sick sideburns. Man it was awesome.
by Annoying guy in trig November 17, 2009
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Hospital Security

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This is a lower officer of the Law enforcement realm. That the upper levels fucking hate. His or Her responsibilities mainly include securing a hospital without proper training and/or direction.May be called upon to insure the safety of patients, staff,and patrons through actions other wise unreasonable for higher levels of law enforcement. Requirements for this position include: G.E.D., or have had to walk into a high school at one time or another, No time on task skills, the ability to have no direction or take direction, stocker, no social skills whatsoever. promotion within security ranks often includes the ability to over see the activities of other officers in a way that makes them hate working and even living. often top canditates for promotion have at least 2 months experience and a belt that could fit around the entire team they will supervise. It is an internal packed with fellow hospital security officers if any bodily fluids (i.e. vomit, piss, poop, blood, spit,and/or ejaculate)come into contact with any officers skin the entire shift will walk off site. Over all security in most hospitals is just fine, but ultimately they rely on nothing ever really going down. P.S. I hate my life
Like purgatory hospital security is a second chance at a better life.
by Paul Blart(Hospital Cop) January 25, 2009
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hospital shit

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When an individual's fecal matter smells so bad, you think they need to be admitted into a hospital.
Yo! Who just took a hospital shit in my toilet? It smells fucking disgusting.
by Creekar December 16, 2016
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hospital surf

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Typically in an area with several hospitals in it, a person with no cigarettes or money, walks from hospital to hospital, scoping out the outside ashtrays fer smokable cigarette butts...After the last hospital is hit, you go back to the first...By this time, hopefully, there will be a whole new generation of fresh butts to smoke.
After Gennie locked me out, I was stuck fer a place to go, so to kill time, I hospital surfed, smokin' like a chimney the whole time.
by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006
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