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Homosphere

The greatest distance from which a gay person's aura emanates. Defined by a circumferential distance.
"I barely stepped into his homosphere before he started chatting me up. I need to work on my gaydar"
by bromantic September 27, 2009
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homoshreksual

Someone that has feeling solely for Shrek, and his reproductive organs.
See also Bishreksual - The love of men, women, and Shrek (Which I find quite frankly desgustang, as Shrek is love, Shrek is life)
ME: 'Hey guys, I'm coming out as a Homoshreksual'
People: 'Wow you must really love Shrek you sad, lonely gimp!'
by Shreksticles August 14, 2017
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great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere

What are you talking 'bout mate? It's the great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere! Fascinating, really.
by Superwogfan June 20, 2021
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Homoshrexual

When you're gay for Shrek.
Derrick: "Dang, Shrek is sexy."
Kate: "You're such a homoshrexual."
by .1.1.1.1.1.1.1 August 20, 2019
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Somosphere

The somosphere is the sum of all man-made networks, systems, software and hardware required to support virtual identities used in social media and gaming. It combines the words 'somos' (Spanish meaning 'we are') and 'sphere' and describes a completely artificial zone that engulfs much of the Earth. Drawing on a comparison to the biosphere, the somosphere can be seen to have evolved from the need for humans to communicate, moving from a purely verbal form of language to one that could be written, distributed through invention of the printing press, telegraph, radio and TV, and the Internet, to its current state as a global electronic ecosystem that supports virtual life. Unlike the biosphere, the somosphere is not a self-regulating ecosystem, although this aspect is changing with major contributors such as network operators, Internet Service Providers and social media giant Facebook showing reluctance to moderate content or comply with government interference (e.g. to prevent illegal downloading of copyright material). To this end the somosphere has emerged to be representative of the true will of the people, who are (for the most part) unrestricted by physical form, age, gender, social standing, nationality, geographical and geopolitical location, relative and religious influences and taboo. To borrow a quote from Descartes, 'We connect, therefore we are'.
Recent opinion polls have failed to appreciate factors within the somosphere, which could account for their poor performance in predicting the outcome of the Brexit and US Presidential Elections. Such factors include the reliability of statistics based on unqualified accounts; deliberate false accounting; trending within anonymous groups; and media interference. Clearly big-data generated by activity within the somosphere alone is not reliable and, as with grossly overestimated predictions from mixed meteorological data over the effect of global warming, pollsters must rethink the models used when assessing the habits of real people in line with online advertising.
by rippenburn November 12, 2016
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homoshrexual

Shrek a well known character from a children's animated movie series was secretly a raging homosexual hence the term "Homoshrexual" he is very handsome and rumor broke out that Shrek and his long time companion donkey had been caught in the swamp together. Shrek is an LGBT advocate and has probably won an Oscar. if you're gay and green and your ears are misshapen chances are you are a Homoshrexual.
Shrek, " where's me arse DONKEY "
Donkey, " you silly homoshrexual "
by wastedtoast May 25, 2020
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northern hemisphere

"Dude, have you seen Alison's northern hemisphere?"
by Unk the Shemale July 29, 2017
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