Hoewitt

the nickname of the a private all girls school, hewitt, in new york city that is notorious for the salacious behavior of its attendees

"Wow that girl over there is all over that guy"
"She must go to hoewitt"

by nycmutt February 22, 2014

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Born; 21 February 1979 Waco, Texas, USA
5'2½"
Has very nice brests

Jennifer Love Hewitt is chestacular.

by boshk March 8, 2005

jennifer love hewitt

hot as hell, got big boobies and looks innocent until behind closed doors.

for one night with jennifer love hewitt...ill give up one testicle

by dannneee September 30, 2005

Steve Hewitt

Drummer to the band Placebo, bandmates of Brian Molko and Stefan Osdal. Played on some of Placebo's demo tapes, but was unable to join band because prior commitments to the band Breed. After Breed found out they were crap and Placebo got rid of their drummer Robert Schultzberg Hewitt joined the band forever. Is now married to his two husbands Brian Molko and Stefan Osdal.

OMG, did you see Placebos gig(?), Steve Hewitt made me come in my pants!!!111

by Mariah Arieux June 11, 2006

hewitt

the act of scaling a flight of stairs by running full speed. Hewitt syndrome causes the inability to walk up or down flights of stairs. One who hewitts must run down/up them without exception. We also have identified that hewitting stairs is hereditary and will inflict entire families. Expert Hewitts can climb a 12-step flight of stairs in approximately 3.2 seconds. The title "Master Hewitt" is obtained when one can skip every other stair and scale a standard 12-stair array in less than 3 seconds. If someone develops the Hewitt syndromm, there is no cure and it becomes completely involuntary and uncontrolable. Hewitt syndrome becomes worse over the years and hase not yet been found curable. Evidence supports the only way to deal with the Hewitt epidemic is prevention. Removal of all stair cases and replacements with elevators, rope ladders, and firemans poles. NEVER LET A HEWITT AROUND AN ESCALATOR, Results could be deadly, some say hewitts can travel up a moving escalator at nearly 25 mph or 6 stp(stairs per second). This can be dangerous to anyone in the vicinity.

Dude, slow down you're going to break your neck if you keep hewitting those stairs.

by Stevin October 21, 2008

Hewitt Virus

A virus that once it enters a host that host will make the most retarded statements humanly possible

Dan: yo whats going on? you still have the Hewitt Virus?
Host: what? speak up me blind

by Danzen February 22, 2020

Hewitt

The last name of one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. Will always be an awesome boyfriend and be there for you no matter what. He plays lots of sports and is friends with everyone. Mostly named nick or john. He has beautiful eyes and one of the best looking guys you'll ever see. He has an awesome personality and any girl would be lucky to have him. He loves dogs and is down-to-earth guy. He loves peaches and gummy bears.

This boy Hewitt is one amazing person.

by Secret Admirer :* May 21, 2012