Hewes

The action of increasing other's statements in order to make one's life seem better. AKA one uping people.

Guy 1:"Dude I can't believe my brother got in a fight at school today."
Guy 2:"Yeah well my brother got in a bar fight and was stabbed 7 times in the heart and shot in the arm but he's totally fine, can you believe THAT?"
Guy 1:"Wow man way to hewes on me."

by hewsn4abruisin July 6, 2009

Hewes

The act of claiming to have reformed but then relapsing on prior habits.

"That crack head said he was off that shit for a while....look at him he hewesd right back to it."

by hewesn4abruisn July 6, 2009

Hewes

Receiving an invite to a party, only to invite another cohort along. AKA inviting your own friends.

"Dude, the other night we were all going out to lunch right? and fricckin Fogle went hella hewes on me and invited HIS girlfriend to OUR boys out day!"

by hewesn4abruisin July 6, 2009

hew

a random word, can fit into any charva's sentance

'aw hew pass us that drink hew....thanks hew'

by *** February 26, 2004

Hew

Geordie/mackem slang word referring to any word, commonly added to sentences where it can fit before, after or even as a word. It can be used to shout at someone for attention.

Whey the fucks this mentil cunt hew!

by Hawtensmadpacket January 25, 2019

hew

The opposite of WEH.

People: WEHHHHHHHHH!
You: HEWWWWWW!

by gooseeeee June 6, 2010

hew

To calve or chop to a pleasing shape with an axe or sword.

The Viking was seen to hew a lovely shape from a tree log,
using only his sword !

by Hewster July 30, 2006