Helpfie

Offering to take a photo for someone who is struggling to take the ideal selfie.

She saw a large group struggling to take a selfie so she offered to take a helpfie for them.

by Saucy55 May 24, 2024

helpfie

Offering to take a photo for someone who is struggling to take a selfie.

She saw a large group struggling to take a selfie photo so she offered to take a helpfie for them instead.

by Saucy55 June 5, 2024

Helpie

"A selfie to brag about helping." Typically a American or European volunteer in Africa or Southeast Asia taking a picture of themselves with a child or children that are obviously poor, often showing the American or European offering help to the child or children, or implying such help. These photos are often used as Tinder profile pictures, and eventually are featured on Humanitarians of Tinder.

Also can be a photograph of a humanitarian aid worker in the act of helping a needy person, used in the context of fundraising for the humanitarian organization. As referenced in an official USAID response, "Small et. al 2007 has shown that well-lit photos and helpies generate more funding than text-based, and data-driven presentations of complex, global problems."

"She took a beautiful helpie of her and a child at the village school in Uganda where she volunteered for a week. Now its her Tinder profile picture and her organization is using that photo as a helpie in their annual report"

by JadedAid October 12, 2017

Hempfield High School

A school in a populus area where 74 IQ at most, 1.9 GPA, weed smoking small penis inbred people are located and every Girl is a fucking slut, bitch, dog, whore, mut, prostitute living with their 47-55 year old fathers and every Guy who lives here is a below average person in every aspect, druggies, thirsty for pussy, wannabe gangster. Don't get me started with the actual school though because there is shit dripping down from every ceiling at every high school and almost half of the teachers/staff are pregnant in almost every year. Dog shit, off brand, no skills people maybe 100 people out of 49,000 in the district are skilled at something.

Hempfield High School

by Manwtf2929290009 January 24, 2021

Helfie

Occurs when an individual attempts to take a picture of themselves (commonly known as a "selfie") to show what a fucked-up, hellish day and/or life they are having.

"Come on down, Dad! Hurry! 'Dancing with the Stars' has just started!"
"Be right down, Princess! I'm taking a helfie!"

"Honey, can you clean up the baby's vomit? I'm doing my nails."
"Sure thing, dear! Right after I shoot a helfie!"

by Gurgling Snurg November 18, 2014

Hempfield

An overly populated school in western PA, that is full of weed-smoking son of a bitches, hollister whores, people who send out daily nude pictures, and players that claim to always have 9 inch dicks. Crowded with horny divorced desperate pregnant teachers, and male teachers who get daily boners off of looking at all the sluts. Perfect place to start family.

"Hey Bob suppp?"
"Hey Eric my man, got some weed?"
"Are you kidding me? This is Hempfield. Of course."
"Let's do it."

by yourmomsfacemann February 20, 2009

Hempfield Bomb Threat

A typical threat that occurs throughout the year at Hempfield Highschool; some little freshman asshole makes this threat and thinks he/she doing a favor for everybody in the school there; Typically, one will enter the bathroom, and write it down for someone to see. Or other scenario, some group of assholes will be joking about blowing the school up in the halls, and someone will call the safe school hotline and cry about their life possibly ending. The school then evacutes, and smart idea, puts everyone under the bleachers . . the mostly likely place a bomb would be put.

" Hey Derek, did you hear about the Hempfield Bomb Threat? "

"Blowing up the school? That's old news."

by Zefranmajeticklacka December 18, 2009