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Handelo

Handelo is the Spanish version of "handel", meaning you just took care of business or you need to take care of your business.
I.E.

Person 1- I need to go spit some game at this girl!

Person 2- Handelo!
by Jose Luis sin censura January 13, 2011
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handlelocked

Literally what happens when a person outside the car tries to open a locked car door just as the person INSIDE the car is pressing the "unlock" button. The common result is that the door becomes temporarily jammed and must be opened from the inside. Both people generally blame each other.

Figurtively, it is when two people try to solve a problem at the same time in divergent ways, but their separate actions cancel each other out and cause the problem to remain frozen.
The Kurds, Sunnis, and Shiites handlelocked the country of Iraq when they tried separate ways to solve their country's problems.
by Steve Rutledge February 22, 2008
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Nelson Handela

A hand job given to "keep the peace" during a time of forced abstinence ie pregnancy, period, or company.
I could see it in his eyes that I had to give him a Nelson Handela, we hadn't had sex since I found out I was pregnant.
by Toeser13 April 15, 2014
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hannelore

A very attractive yet witty woman who's style is beyond compare. She is the kind of girl you want to marry. Confident yet humble, sassy yet sophisticated. Epitome of perfection.
Dude did you see Hannelore yesterday? She's so perfect.
by Stunna August 15, 2015
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handlobraes

a mix of "handles" and "cobra" originated from a forum user typing "my car handles better than a cobra" and instead skipping over and getting "my car handlobraes better than a c"
HA HA I'm Handlobreaseing!!!!!1
by susan July 6, 2003
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handel

ki re bara handel marchilis na ki?
by nick10000 November 1, 2021
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HandLoad

A handload is the act of cumming in your hand and smacking somebody in the face with it.
Haha got ya bro you just got handloaded.
by The dicinary March 21, 2019
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