Similar to gaydar, this is a natural ability for fag hags to recognize gays. The term gaydar isn't appropriate for hags, because hags are straight. Hence, the term hagdar, because every card-carrying fag hag can spot herself a gay a mile away and be his best friend as fast as you can say "Bette Midler". Note: hagdar is more sensitive to the male homosexual, as lesbians can be so difficult to discern, they often can't pick each other out of a crowd.
by strackland December 26, 2010
Get the Hagdar mug.First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.
I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox
When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust
You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55
When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust
You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55
by El Oso Blanco June 23, 2010
Get the Sammy Hagar paradox mug.by Patrick Roughen October 10, 2007
Get the Merle Haggard mug.Haidar is an amazing, incredible person. Haidar loves to forgive and forget what people have done to him but once you hurt a person that he loves or cares about your dead and he would protect them at any cost.
Haidar in Arabic means lion.
If Haidar says that his gonna do something he will do it Haidar is a man of his word and you should trust him and make sure you don’t lose his trust or respect because once you lose both of them he would forget that you exists.
Haidar has an amazing personality his kind loving and his 100% loyal and his an amazing friend.
Haidar’s fit and strong and his kinda smart when he wants to be.
If you have an Haidar in your life don’t lose him it would be the worst thing to do.
Haidar in Arabic means lion.
If Haidar says that his gonna do something he will do it Haidar is a man of his word and you should trust him and make sure you don’t lose his trust or respect because once you lose both of them he would forget that you exists.
Haidar has an amazing personality his kind loving and his 100% loyal and his an amazing friend.
Haidar’s fit and strong and his kinda smart when he wants to be.
If you have an Haidar in your life don’t lose him it would be the worst thing to do.
by WoofStar313 April 9, 2020
Get the Haidar mug.1) Whenever things get rough beyond all reasonable standards. An expression of an inability to make any headway against the fundamental ridiculousness of a shitty situation.
Pioneered by Adam and Josiah about halfway through a confusing trip in Eugene, OR, it quickly became a useful, though somewhat overused, descriptor for a lot the crap that life throws at you. It also evolved into a universal adjective to directly describe people and things as well as situations. Sometimes shortened to MH.
2) Can be used as a reply to a complaint. In this form it is descriptive, but takes on the additional sense of empathizing with the speaker, while also tacitly admitting that there isn't anything that can be done about the hopelessly fucked up situ.
Pioneered by Adam and Josiah about halfway through a confusing trip in Eugene, OR, it quickly became a useful, though somewhat overused, descriptor for a lot the crap that life throws at you. It also evolved into a universal adjective to directly describe people and things as well as situations. Sometimes shortened to MH.
2) Can be used as a reply to a complaint. In this form it is descriptive, but takes on the additional sense of empathizing with the speaker, while also tacitly admitting that there isn't anything that can be done about the hopelessly fucked up situ.
A: "My shoes are untied, my headphones are all tangled, I can't find my shit, my nose is running and I don't know which way is up. I feel like a bag lady."
J: "Mad haggard, yo!"
"Damn, Roland is really pissing me off with all the bullshit he's making us do. Mad haggard--i'mma quit soon."
"George Bush is mad haggard."
J: "This sucks."
A: "MH."
J: "Mad haggard, yo!"
"Damn, Roland is really pissing me off with all the bullshit he's making us do. Mad haggard--i'mma quit soon."
"George Bush is mad haggard."
J: "This sucks."
A: "MH."
by Adamator November 10, 2008
Get the mad haggard mug.The day following a hard Friday (day or night) of drinking or other forms of debauchery, and the participants are looking and feeling haggard. The day preceding Sunday (only if previous conditions apply).
"If we drink too much, tomorrow might make for yet another Haggarday."
"Man, I got way too drunk last night. I'm not looking forward to this Haggarday."
"Man, I got way too drunk last night. I'm not looking forward to this Haggarday."
by Javier7 October 21, 2008
Get the Haggarday mug.Good looking person with a kind hart. Generous and caring but strong. Haydar is someone who keeps to himself and is laid back, loves to vibe.
by KingZZ77 January 19, 2021
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